Take me back to the days when Phoebe Buffay was in charge of ice not Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/lTfL87QvhU
— Parody Chandler Bing (@ChandlerBing_12) January 26, 2026
Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.
— 💂🏻♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ (@BigBearF1) January 24, 2026
Anonymous confession:
— Sophia ❣️ (@KeruboSk) January 24, 2026
My friend was freaking out because she thought she might be pregnant, but she was too embarrassed to go buy pregnancy tests herself.
So today I went and bought them for her, four tests. All four came back positive.
I was quietly asking myself how she…
Just got to the part in Mean Girls where they're doing their apologies and one girl says "Alexa, I'm sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch" and my Amazon Alexa said "no worries"
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) January 24, 2026
In the English language, the word…
— 🇨🇭🏴InLucysHead🏴🇨🇭© (@InsideLucysHead) January 25, 2026
"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
has the most number of syllables at 19.
This narrowly beats the runner-up, "Gloria" which has 18 syllables
Which Mexican country is your favourite? pic.twitter.com/W7kK01GTSf
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 25, 2026
Top tip from someone who helped develop a Driving Theory Test app:
— James May (@MrJamesMay) January 26, 2026
The number inside your car needs to be equal to, or lower than, the one displayed on the massive sign visible through the window. https://t.co/7X8eEPJlWJ
After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog pic.twitter.com/wZ9IEHGdYO
— Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) January 26, 2026
First, Italians brought us the Renaissance.
— Jay in Kyiv (@JayinKyiv) January 26, 2026
Now this.
Europe just keeps getting better and better. pic.twitter.com/fuOyBVSjk9
— Karen Tennents girl 🏴 💙 (@karen_flynn) January 27, 2026
Suella Braverman was sacked for incompetence by Liz Truss. Yeah, that is quite some catch Reform
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) January 26, 2026
What Trump is doing in the US is a preview of what…
— Léon Chaland 🇪🇺 (@LeonChaland) January 26, 2026
…the RN will do in France if elected,
…the AfD will do in Germany if elected,
…Reform will do in the UK if elected.
May the collapse of the US serve as a warning for Europe.
Americans. The BBC is the world's most respected broadcaster. @BBCRosAtkins is its most respected "fact checker". Here he analyses, frame by frame, what happened
— Alex Taylor (@AlexTaylorNews) January 26, 2026
ICE removed Alex Pretti's gun, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 shot him – 10 times in 5 seconds. Your government is lying to you👇
Eng. s/t pic.twitter.com/7vnEkI4D8r
It’s unhealthy how many times I’ve watched this 😂 pic.twitter.com/AmWPNVq2E4
— Puppies 🐶 (@Puppieslover) January 26, 2026
THIS is what makes me proud of England. pic.twitter.com/vF16OmLXsK
— Jason Reid (@JasonReidx) January 27, 2026
Best film review of Melania: pic.twitter.com/iUCuID0G2G
— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) January 28, 2026
please let this exact scene be playing out in real life pic.twitter.com/3muX2ZJj73
— JB 🐻✨🍉 (@JBfromDC89) January 30, 2026
catherine o’hara always had me laughing to the point of tears and in awe of her comedic genius i can’t quite put into words how much this loss hurts pic.twitter.com/rLsPKXkFRa
— Cris ✨ (@lionesspike) January 30, 2026
I often wonder if those criticising the current Prime Minister remember any of the previous five.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) January 31, 2026
My favourite way of saying “we’re on it” or “we’ll take care of that for you” is the Dutch we zullen dat varkentje wel even wassen. It means “we will certainly get that piglet washed.”
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) January 30, 2026
Here’s a line from Sophie Gilbert's review of the Melania movie.
— ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (@LePapillonBlu2) January 31, 2026
"Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files." pic.twitter.com/G4bxFYYvhM
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